Upates? What updates?
I feel I must apologise for the lack of frequent updates, but it seems that life so often disappoints as far is interesting events go. Sure, one minute it's all an utter nightmare of things going wrong one after the other - or by some freak of reality, a utopian land of good luck and happiness - but then for the most part it's largely bland and uninteresting. I mean I could recount the events of today - Got up about 11. Had lunch. Made a couple of phonecalls. Stuck some wires in my housemate's PC. Had dinner. Wrote in my blog - but there's only so much mediocrity the human mind can take before it gets really fed up and wonders off to look at porn, and that's something I don't want to be held responsible for. Actually, I don't know, maybe it's a good thing to be held responsible for helping to improve the waning popularity of internet pornography? After all, without me referring all six of you, the poor porn barons might suffer unimaginable losses (unimaginable because I have no idea what kind of money a porn baron makes - nor whether there's actually such thing as a porn baron).
As the point of this blog is partially to inflate my ego, I thought I'd share a little piece I wrote in response to somebody on a messageboard badmouthing The Sun newspaper. Those with a sarcasm deficiency may wish to look away now:
I'm always found the Sun to be a stimulating and highly informative newspaper. It's phenomenal standards of journalism are equalled only by the journalistic elite operating out of the Daily Sport offices. A high image-to-text ratio ensures that you don't get bogged down with unless detail in articles and their technique of writing the first word of every paragraph in bold face means that I never loose track of my position on the page - and it enables speed reading of the article whitout sacrificing any important information.
I'd go on, but my sarcasm detector just exploded...
See, it's not all me whinging about the morbidly depressing state of my life - sometimes I do (subjectively) funny stuff too!
Spad out.
As the point of this blog is partially to inflate my ego, I thought I'd share a little piece I wrote in response to somebody on a messageboard badmouthing The Sun newspaper. Those with a sarcasm deficiency may wish to look away now:
I'm always found the Sun to be a stimulating and highly informative newspaper. It's phenomenal standards of journalism are equalled only by the journalistic elite operating out of the Daily Sport offices. A high image-to-text ratio ensures that you don't get bogged down with unless detail in articles and their technique of writing the first word of every paragraph in bold face means that I never loose track of my position on the page - and it enables speed reading of the article whitout sacrificing any important information.
I'd go on, but my sarcasm detector just exploded...
See, it's not all me whinging about the morbidly depressing state of my life - sometimes I do (subjectively) funny stuff too!
Spad out.
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